Scientology Testimonials Are Ridiculously Over The Top

So, the latest edition of International Scientology News (that’s a thing apparently) came with a DVD of video testimonials and we can safely say that if there was a competition for most ridiculously over the top testimonials ever, Scientology would knock it out the park! Check out these screengrabs of some of the funniest testimonials and then watch the full video below.

She’s not stopped winning since she discovered Scientology

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It just gets better and better, even though she thinks it can’t get better (apparently).

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This guy just loves Scientology.

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We don’t think Scientology is the only thing that’s going through her veins.

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Um… ok.

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Please don’t.

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We think she is pretty incredible to be fair (apart from being a deluded Scientologist).

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Scientology has given him a weak bladder. But hey, when you gotta go.. you gotta go.

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Then the wind changed and her face stayed like that.

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We know how you feel dude.

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Eh… ok, keep it clean.

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Too. Much. Information.

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Let me hear you say wayo (wayo!)

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Barely.

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Scientology has never seemed like to much fun! If you want even more ridiculously over the top Scientology testimonials, here’s the full 8 minute video…