Map Shows Which States Have The Longest (& Shortest) Sex In America

This map from nerve.com shows how each state of the USA measures up when it comes to the average length of time spent making love. We’ve also given you a rundown of the full list, State by State after the map so you can see how your home State ‘performs’. Oh dear Alaska, that’s all we’re saying…
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The data was taken from 10,000 early adopters of an app called Spreadsheets which couples can use to measure the duration of intercourse (not including any warm up time…) and other vital statistics! The data set isn’t huge, but that’s still an average of 200 a State, so enough for some interesting insights!

Here’s the full ranking with the longest time spent on… well, you know what, first…

  1. New Mexico – (7:01)
  2. West Virginia – (5:38)
  3. Idaho – (5:11)
  4. South Carolina – (4:48)
  5. Missouri – (4:22)
  6. Michigan -(4:14)
  7. Utah – (3:55)
  8. Oregon – (3:51)
  9. Nebraska – (3:47)
  10. Alabama – (3:38)
  11. Delaware – (3:33)
  12. Hawaii – (3:28)
  13. Wisconsin – (3:22)
  14. North Dakota – (3:18)
  15. Arizona – (3:17)
  16. Maryland – (3:15)
  17. Mississippi – (3:10)
  18. Rhode Island – (3:09)
  19. Connecticut – (3:07)
  20. Texas – (3:06)
  21. New Hampshire – (3:04)
  22. Wyoming – (3:03)
  23. New York – (3:01)
  24. Pennsylvania – (2:58)
  25. Maine – (2:58)
  26. Washington – (2:51)
  27. Iowa – (2:50)
  28. Illinois – (2:49)
  29. North Carolina – (2:47)
  30. Tennessee – (2:46)
  31. Kansas – (2:38)
  32. California – (2:38)
  33. Massachusetts – (2:31)
  34. Florida – (2:29)
  35. New Jersey – (2:28)
  36. Indiana – (2:26)
  37. Virginia – (2:23)
  38. Oklahoma – (2:21)
  39. Colorado – (2:21)
  40. Minnesota – (2:19)
  41. Ohio – (2:18)
  42. Louisiana – (2:17)
  43. Kentucky – (2:14)
  44. Arkansas – (2:08)
  45. District of Columbia – (2:08)
  46. Nevada – (2:07)
  47. Georgia – (2:07)
  48. Montana – (2:03)
  49. Vermont – (1:48)
  50. South Dakota – (1:30)
  51. Alaska – (1:21)

So, if you are reading this from Santa Fe, you’re probably doing so with a smile on your face! How did your State do?