21 Funny Inspirational Office Quotes

 

1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

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2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

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3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

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4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

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5. We put the “k” in “kwality.”

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6. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

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7. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.

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8. We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!

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9. Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”

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10. Plagiarism saves time.

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11. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

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12. Never quit until you have another job.

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13. TEAMWORK … means never having to take all the blame yourself.

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14. Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.

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15. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

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16. Go the extra mile – It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

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17. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

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18.. We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.

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19. Look on the bright side, at least your not working in the IRAQ tank brigade.

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20. You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.

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21. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don’t work here anymore

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Have a great weekend 🙂