1. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
![article-1217035-06A0DEB1000005DC-6_470x423](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/article-1217035-06A0DEB1000005DC-6_470x423-300x270.jpg)
2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
![light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel-300x300.jpg)
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
![http://articles.sandhira.com/stuck-in-the-wrong-job.html](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/images-12-300x147.jpg)
4. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
![http://dri1.img.digitalrivercontent.net/Storefront/Company/msintl/images/English/en-INTL_Xbox_One_Ryse_Son_Of_Rome_3RT-00001/PDP/en-INTL_PDP_Xbox_One_Ryse_Son_Of_Rome_3RT-00001_Large.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/en-INTL_PDP_Xbox_One_Ryse_Son_Of_Rome_3RT-00001_Large-300x175.jpg)
5. We put the “k” in “kwality.”
![http://www.thesleepadvisor.com/images/sleep%20work.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sleep-work-300x199.jpg)
6. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
![Source](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/political-pictures-george-bush-something-wrong-banana-corn-210x300.jpg)
7. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos… then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
![http://gabbyb.tv/wp-content/uploads/MED41.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/MED41-300x200.jpg)
8. We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
![http://www.nabet31.org/sites/default/files/imce/educated%20union%20member_edited.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/educated-union-member_edited-300x224.jpg)
9. Your job is still better than asking “You want fries with that?”
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10. Plagiarism saves time.
![http://www.computerandyou.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Funny-Facebook-Wikipedia-Google-Pics.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Funny-Facebook-Wikipedia-Google-Pics-300x199.jpg)
11. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
![http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/procrastination-flowchart-2.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/procrastination-flowchart-2-300x174.jpg)
12. Never quit until you have another job.
![http://work1hours.blog.com/files/2009/09/worst-job-ever.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/worst-job-ever-280x300.jpg)
13. TEAMWORK … means never having to take all the blame yourself.
![http://res.cloudinary.com/pycured/image/upload/c_scale,h_250/v1363263843/work_disasters_203_bdfvyg.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/work_disasters_203_bdfvyg-300x209.jpg)
14. Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom, somebody throws me a shovel.
![http://www.100weeksto40.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Bad-Day-910.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Bad-Day-910-230x300.jpg)
15. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
![http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02386/hansard_2386834b.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hansard_2386834b-300x188.jpg)
16. Go the extra mile – It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
![http://i.bnet.com/blogs/2126370433_89714d2125_m.jpg](https://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/2126370433_89714d2125_m.jpg)
17. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
![http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/funny-lazy-people-1__700.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-lazy-people-1__700-300x225.jpg)
18.. We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
![https://www.colorado.edu/admissions/undergraduate/sites/default/files/blog-photos/the%20office.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/the-office-300x169.jpg)
19. Look on the bright side, at least your not working in the IRAQ tank brigade.
![http://media.dma.mil/2011/Mar/19/2000770842/600/400/0/110319-R-FR000-129.JPG](https://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/110319-R-FR000-129.png)
20. You pretend to work, and we’ll pretend to pay you.
![http://bestwallfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/funny%20pictures%20of%20people%20at%20work-kEjX.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/funny-pictures-of-people-at-work-kEjX-300x225.jpg)
21. There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don’t work here anymore
![http://tele-smart.com/uploads/when-to-quit-your-job-biznovator.jpg](http://www.favrify.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/when-to-quit-your-job-biznovator-300x200.jpg)